Leaving corporate america feels like ending a long, dysfunctional relationship. I've spent the last 24 hours Ideleting phone numbers, erasing voicemail, deleting received, sent, and deleted email. Then, deleting the deleted emails. All I want to do is lay in bed, eat salty food, watch Bridget Jone's Diary, get a massage and completely reinvent myself as a "single" woman. And so begins the documentation of my life as a divorcee from corporate america.